Tales from the Feed Zone

Or, Never Run in the Feed Zone

With Fitchburg coming up this week–featuring long races in high temperatures–everyone is suddenly interested in getting fed at the road race. And since I have already been asked about feed zone etiquette twice in private I figured it was high time to dust off this old post. I’ll warn you that this post is full of opinions so if that’s the kind of thing that upsets you then just move along, nothing to see here. But if you do read it you might just learn a thing or two.

If there’s just one lesson you can take away from this post, that lesson should be “never run in the feed zone.” Or I should say, NEVER RUN IN THE FEED ZONE. Seriously, just don’t. If it’s a really empty feed zone and you know you are the last ever person in the zone, then I guess you could run in the feed zone. If you’re the only feeder and there are only a couple of racers coming at you then I guess you could run in the feed zone. If you are at a MTB or cyclocross race and feeding in isolation then go ahead and run yourself silly. But don’t do it at a road race of any size, especially ones where there is a large pack of hungry cyclists.

I’ve worked a lot of feed zones, including multiple categories at the Fitchburg Stage Race, and I’ve seen many examples of why running in the feed zone is a bad idea. Running seems like the obvious thing to do to make life simple for your racer (lower relative speed between the feeder and the feedee, and all that), but trust me when I say that a feed zone is chaotic enough without one more maniac on the loose. You get racers swerving in and out looking for their feed. You get feeders running out into the pack to make a feed. Feeders throwing bottles over the heads of nearby racers to make a feed (actually, that’s pretty cool on the rare occasion it actually works). Racers making wheel changes in the feed zone. Empty and full bottles dropped all over the ground. Unfortunately, the officials can’t be everywhere, and just as unfortunately every newbie feeder (and some experienced ones) are either told or decide to run in the feed zone.

I was guilty of running in the zone when I started, and I know a lot of people who should know better who still run. If you see these people tell them to please stop or go feed somewhere away from civilized people who know what they are doing. OK, obviously this is a sore topic with me and I apologize for the rant. To make up for it, please allow me to share my feed zone tips, carefully gleaned from years of feed zone abuse:

• Wear a team jersey so you can be easily identified. You want pockets if you are feeding more than a couple of racers. Some feeders wear them backwards for easy access to the pockets. In some feed zones, especially the higher categories at Fitchburg, you NEED a team jersey to be let into the feed zone (I guess someone thinks that proves you aren’t just a spectator, but whatever). Given the size of the club, it might be worth sauntering to each end of the feed zone to see if there are others from the club elsewhere in the feed zone—if so you might consider relocating to share company (and a tent, especially if you didn’t bring one).
• Bring a cooler (duh), but include fluids and food for yourself. The beginner RR’s are only a couple of hours but the higher category races take all afternoon. Bring sunscreen and a tent of some kind. If I were the team director, I’d be on the phone to my local bike shop to borrow a tent. If you don’t have a tent, then try to make friends with a tent-bringer in the feed zone. Don’t forget a chair. A watch can also be useful, although it’s less important in the RR where the sight-line to the pack is pretty long and you have lots of warning. If you’re feeding in the circuit race the pack comes up really quickly and having a watch will tell you when to expect the next scrum to start.
• Meet your racers early—remember they’re all wound-up because they’re racing later. Ask them what they prefer to drink and when. Some want to start with mix, some never want mix, some want their drinks warm, etc. They should give you already-made bottles with their initials or nickname or something, plus the team name, near the top of the bottle. If they initial the bottom then it will probably wash off in the cooler. Ask them how they prefer their hand-up: held from the top, the bottom, don’t care. If they and you are new at this, take a couple of practice runs. One of my former teammates did something funky when he took feeds and I dropped two of his bottles on a hot day before I figured it out.
• If possible, tell your racers where you will be in the feed zone. If you have a tent, tell them what it looks like.
• Before making a feed: wipe the bottles off. Condensation and melt from the cooler makes it very hard to grab and hold on to a bottle at speed.
• When making a feed, try to get the racer’s attention in case they’re zoned out from the effort. Racers should indicate if they want to feed or not so you can ready the next bottle.
• To make the feed, face into the race and hold the bottle out a bit in front of you (and I think a top hold works best but it’s also up to the racer) and as the racer goes by you can slowly move your arm back to decrease the relative motion of the bottle. Don’t whip your arm back though—you want the bottle to still move slower than the racer so the bottle is pushed into their hand.
• Be careful of racers who don’t have any feeders in the zone because they might just cherry-pick a bottle or two. It’s good to keep your arm in close until your racer is near.
• When you’re done, go pick up the dropped bottles and watch the show. If you’re feeding a large team during a long race then you might not have enough bottles for the entire race and you’ll end up cleaning and making up more bottles during the race.
• Oh yeah: only feed on the side indicated by the officials. That’s usually the right side. Expect to be squashed by passing vehicles if you’re on the wrong side of the road in traffic.

If you’re a racer:

• Make your own bottles and initial them on the top. Get them to the feeder early. Don’t expect them to have a cooler big enough for all your crap unless you know they do; instead, give them a little cooler unless you like warm bottles.
• Pay attention in the feed zone. If you aren’t feeding, move over to the non-feeding side (usually the left).
• Keep your head up and if you want a bottle then indicate to the feeder that you want a feed before you get there and move over to the right. If you don’t want a feed this lap but want something next lap then let the feeder know.
• As you get close to your feeder, ditch the old bottle. Try to pitch it forward a bit so it lands near your feeder, but don’t throw it at them. Some racers worry that they’ll miss a feed and are reluctant to ditch a bottle until they have a replacement, but then they have to juggle two bottles in the feed zone. If you’re worried about running out of fluids, carry two bottles. If you’re worried about weight, carry two small bottles.
• As you grab your bottle, tell your feeder what you want next time.
• If you don’t get your exact bottle, don’t complain to the feeder. In fact, never complain to the feeder. They’re doing you a favor, plus they could do something unsavory in your bottle if you really annoy them.
• If you don’t have a feeder: some races have neutral water being passed out by the Red Cross or the promoter at the feed zone. You can also cherry-pick some other team’s bottles, but who knows where those bottles have been? Have you seen how racers live?
• Get out of the feed lane using all due caution.
• Don’t expect all your bottles back at the end of the race. Just don’t. Describing the behavior of a dropped bottle could fuel a dozen PhD theses and can only be described to the lay person as: the little buggers have a mind of their own. And sometimes other people steal them. The corollary to this rule is: don’t bring your most-favoritest lucky bottle to a race where you want a feed.
• Please remember to tip your feeder. Remember, they get paid less than minimum wage and have to live off your tips!

That’s probably more than anyone wants to know about my opinions on how to comport oneself in a feed zone. But to summarize: never run in the feed zone!

Perfect is the Enemy of Good

I’m embarrassed.

I’ve become one of those bloggers I normally chuckle at. I’ve seen so many blogs appear, full of hope and new content, and then stall. That very observation is why I never started blogging long ago, despite how much I enjoy writing: I didn’t have an ego large enough to all me to think that would never happen to me. But then this season started and I was so motivated after taking a year off that I thought maybe this was the year that well of enthusiasm would not run dry.

So much for that theory.

Actually, what really happened was that I failed to stay on top of things. I allowed myself to get a little behind and then felt I had to make up all the ground between where I left off and where I currently found myself before I could move forward, i.e., that I had to report on everything that had happened since I started getting behind before I could write about the new interesting thoughts I had.

More importantly, I forgot my goal here. I’m not just here to write race reports, or a personal diary. I have no problem with blogs like that and enjoy them quite a lot. It’s just that I’m not as interested in reporting as I am in materializing my thoughts, expanding upon them, and getting them out there for the world to see, laugh at, and criticize. I think that if your thinking can’t stand up to the light of public inquiry that … well, at the very least you ought to know, even if you aren’t willing to spear your own sacred cows.

Here’s hoping I can keep this in mind going forward.

Vive Le Roy

April 8th. Easter, for the God-fearin’. Wells Ave. ‘A’ race. Cold and windy.

Why do we race again? And why am I writing about Wells Ave.?

Dave C, John B, Roy and I are there from the team, with a special appearance by Barry. Everyone else wisely stayed abed, but they shall think themselves accursed that they were not there, and hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks that rode with us on Easter Day.

**Ahem**

Almost immediately on the heels of the gun an IBC rider takes off into the wind; brave and alone. The NEBC gang masses at the front, getting organized and preparing to chase. Roy, ever willing to do something foolhardy, rotates off the front and asks if he should join the soloist. Dave says he can’t see why not, and Roy needs no more encouragement. Toby Walch joins Roy—the price you pay for attacking right off the front—and they are off to the races, or at least the first leader prime. There’s still 30 miles to go.

The pack throws a few random jabs, including a very convincing charge by Ward Solar, but nothing really seems to be going anywhere. I start to think that if only I could get Andrew Boone and Ward together then I could join Roy up front. Right idea, but off by one: Boone and Gavin Mannion bolt and I decide to put my money where my thoughts were and commit. Boone yanks us right off the front of the bunch and I’m killing it, solo charge mode, just staying in his draft. He’s looking for help but I point out that I have a friendly in the break, and thus am not obligated to do any work. Andrew rebuts that if we get up there, I can assist my teammate.

Oh, I will.

When we get clear enough of the bunch, and close enough to the break, I start to do some work. Gavin is throwing down, too; this kid and his bike probably total a hundred pounds, but it’s a hundred pounds of forward. Still, credit goes to Boone for doing the lion’s share. We latch and the group isn’t slowing down at all. It’s early season here in New Belgium and not everyone has remembered all the niceties of bike gaming, like how to rotate in a breakaway, so Boone and I are exhorting the guys to be smooth, tight, and not be heroes. Just through and off, dudes. We work out the kinks and pick up even more speed.

40 seconds … 35 seconds … 25 seconds … whoops, wrong direction … 35 seconds … 45 seconds … 50 seconds … minute five. Must be some good blocking back there. Even the halfway prime doesn’t destroy the smooth operation of the group. I’m impressed.

With about 8 miles to go, IBC folds. A couple of miles later, Boone attacks pretty hard but the break re-forms, minus one. VeloEuropa, we hardly knew ye. Roy and I are the only teammates in the break, and after Boone’s attack we reshuffle and he’s on my wheel. Toby and Gavin make a couple of attacks, but I manage to keep Roy pinned to the back of the group. One last attack going into the final two corners, but Boone and I close it, then I let Roy through to the two leaders. They attack again on the final straight, and I rush in to cover my sprinter, tugging him toward the lead pair, but there’s still daylight and I’m not making up enough ground into the wind coming out of the finish.

This is when Roy goes whoosh. He crosses the gap, right into their draft, then around and game over. I was never so happy to sit up in a sprint.

Turns out he won the first prime, too. What, no halfway prime, Roy? Slacker

Back in the pack—which ended up being maybe 20 seconds ahead of us by the finish, close enough that I was starting to mull over what to do if we lapped the pack—Dave was apparently anywhere and everywhere, jumping on every move like a starving bike racer on the last piece of free pizza after Sterling. That’s hard enough on the average day, but this was on a day when the break passed dropped riders left and right. Even Barry said that Dave rode like two men, forgetting to mention the work he and John did blocking and the fact that he took 5th in the field sprint.

Dave, I think Roy owes you that Shaklee prime.

Club Clinic, take 1

Today was the first (of four) NEBC Introduction to Racing clinics this month. Yikes.

Occasionally we debate who should properly attend these clinics. When I say “we,” I mean, “no one with any authority whatsoever.” On one side of the debate are those who argue that the word “racing” is right in the title of damn clinic. They say, if you don’t want to race, then why come to an intro to racing clinic?!

I can understand how they feel. It would certainly make what has turned out to be a popular clinic—and therefore a big drain on volunteer hours—a lot easier for the club to run. On the other hand, as a product of these very clinics, I know that I personally wouldn’t be racing if I hadn’t attended; I also know that when I joined, racing was the furthest thing from my mind.

Bike racing! OMGWTF! Scary scary scary! Pavement and speed and crashing! Owie!

You may note I was a little bit risk-averse. But my point here is that without the initial taste of racing afforded by this clinic, and the confidence that I wasn’t walking into a blind alleyway where I would be mugged by a platoon of skinny lycra-clad dorks, I never would have dipped my foot into the real thing. Now I am a lycra-clad dork (and I was skinny before I started). But if we discouraged people who weren’t sure they were going to be the next Lance then I wonder how many missed opportunities to grow the sport that would add up to?

So … usually, Barry and I pair up to lead the most race-ready group of men, guys so ready that they sign up for a race clinic and then don’t bother to attend it. This tends to irk me a bit, considering that I traded four Saturdays of racing and training for four Saturdays of standing around in the cold in order to teach racing skills to a bunch of newcomers (who, lest we forget, are all off racing). I give them ten out of ten for fearlessness and taking the initiative, but minus a few hundred for courtesy, especially since the clinics do fill up and by registering and then not attending they take a slot from someone else who might have actually bothered to show up. I have to say that these are usually some really nice guys, but, you know, use your loaf to do more than make your helmet sweaty.

This year I was determined to get a different experience, and in the end I opted to lead the middle group of men. I can’t remember any of their names, which is really unusual for me, but they seem like a really nice group of slightly blurry guys. I’m hoping they stick around for all four sessions, but I have to admit that things did not go so well this morning. I felt like I had been out partying all night but didn’t remember it. Not only couldn’t I remember any names, I also couldn’t keep my train of thought on its tracks. So, in order to top that, I had to begin using opposite words.

Did I say keep your inside foot down in a corner? My bad, I meant outside foot. Hoods? Drops? Pretty much interchangeable, from a topological point of view.

Wow.

To anyone in my clinic group last Saturday I apologize completely, humbly, and very sincerely. Luckily, all my winter riding gear is from my old club, and maybe all the students will think I race for a different team. Better yet, when I show up in my current kit, maybe they’ll think I’m a completely different person.

Yeah, there’s another Todd, he’s kind of a mush-mouthed dork. We keep him around for the amusement value. This Todd is coherent, will remember all your names, and also remembered to shave this morning.

Afterwards, I rode a while with the attending members of the NEBC Elite Women’s team. It was the best-behaved group ride I have ever done. Not a single driver offended, nary a Stop sign blatantly run. It gave me a new way to appreciate the stereotypical complaint that men are always in a rush.

PowerTap!

We have four PowerTaps in our house. Does that make us nuts? No, it makes us right.

Well, sir, there’s nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, four-gauge PowerTap!

What’d I say?

PowerTap!

What’s it called?

PowerTap!

That’s right! PowerTap!

powertapowertapowertapowertapowertapowertapowertapowertap

That’s a lot of money to spend…

Borrow it from your Master friend.

Dave Lloyd hates them … he’s the man.

Here, try Coggan’s training plan.

What about us data freaks?

You can play with CyclingPeaks.

I hear that they won’t make you stronger.

No, for that you must train longer.

I swear that power is your only choice…

Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

PowerTap!

What’s it called?

PowerTap!

Once again…

PowerTap!

But Mass Ave’s still all cracked and broken…

Sorry, friend, the crowd has spoken!

PowerTap!

 

With apologies, of course, to The Simpsons.

Marblehead

The new team kit got an airing at the Knucklehead P/1/2/3. Well, I say “new team kit”; I mean it’s new to me; I’ve been a member of NEBC as long as I’ve raced on two wheels but it’s been a while since my license said “NEBC” on it. It felt odd to be back in the NEBC colors, sort of like putting on your high school varsity jacket and realizing it still fits, but that suddenly no one recognizes you anymore. Hysterical. Nevertheless, I did my best to look badass despite the amateur kit, and who knows? It may grow on me.

What didn’t get an airing was the new team bike, still in the process of being built. But it’ll be ready for when the real racing starts, and should do wonders for the level of badassitude I can project.

Marblehead is not my favorite race, but apparently the team was really stoked to do it, or at least some of the team was, or at least most of us assumed the rest of us were stoked to do it, or something. I think my main reason for not loving this race to death is that it’s a short, hard race in the early season when I’m still in long, slow mode, and also the fact that everyone just gets so damn het up about it. It is a good course, and although the locals seem to insist on parking their cars right on the course—one lady was standing in front of her car taking pix of us, bless her course-obstructing-soul—the pavement is OK and the views are great. But if they wanted to do this race right they’d give us the entire road to race on—it’s not like we don’t use it anyway. Still, we got out and raced, so mission accomplished. Let’s go have a cold one.

The sad part of the story is that the next real race is Palmer. Oh, sure, there will be Wells Aves in between, but Saturdays are committed to the NEBC clinic for the month of April, and the one good Sunday race before Palmer is the one weekend I can hang out with my daughter, so that’s out. Post-Palmer should see a real paroxysm of racing: Jiminy, Sterling, Sunapee … quality races all, plus assorted minor outings on the other days.

What about the race? Let’s just say you could tell I wasn’t that into it. ;-) That’s enough said for now.