PowerTap!

We have four PowerTaps in our house. Does that make us nuts? No, it makes us right.

Well, sir, there’s nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, four-gauge PowerTap!

What’d I say?

PowerTap!

What’s it called?

PowerTap!

That’s right! PowerTap!

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That’s a lot of money to spend…

Borrow it from your Master friend.

Dave Lloyd hates them … he’s the man.

Here, try Coggan’s training plan.

What about us data freaks?

You can play with CyclingPeaks.

I hear that they won’t make you stronger.

No, for that you must train longer.

I swear that power is your only choice…

Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

PowerTap!

What’s it called?

PowerTap!

Once again…

PowerTap!

But Mass Ave’s still all cracked and broken…

Sorry, friend, the crowd has spoken!

PowerTap!

 

With apologies, of course, to The Simpsons.